Some one shoot me

So i do believe that i will never get in a car with my mother ever ever again. if you think Hitler was bad, you obviously don't know about my mother, most of my friends with vouch for me in this matter, and well apparently, i don't know how to go to a place she hasn't been to yet i have 20ish times, i don't know what street i am on, i don't know that stores close after 9, and i don't know how to park, use my wipers, turn my lights on, or put a seat belt on.